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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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officialfrenchtoast:

when i see my teacher outside of school

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twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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For some reason it’s really fun to sing things in Louis Armstrong’s voice. To bad you’re throat feels like you swallowed nails after a while.

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

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